The Blue One Strikes Again

[wixvhen]

This was dangerous territory, Kurt knew that, but this was by far the greatest prank he had ever thought up. He had peeled the labels off of the bottles to make sure he did this right. He had four mentos on the table next to him that had blue food dye in them. gently he placed his finger against the mentos before teleporting so that the mentos was almost completely inside the bottle, a small bit of white showing where it had ended up appearing inside of the glass.

He proceeded to do this with all but two of the bottles before putting the labels back on hiding the white dots that held the mentos in place, using a generic glue stick to make sure they went back over their previous spots. He was giddy with the feeling of victory as he put them back in the carrier and teleported into the kitchen, looking around carefully for any signs of witnesses once he arrived. It was late, but there were many students who were active at night, their powers relying on night time.

[The Envoy]

Logan wandered into the kitchen after about 15 minutes, deciding that he'd celebrate the new day with a good drink.

And what would that drink be? A nice bottle of Scott's beer. The ones he kept in the back of the fridge in their own little six pack.

He unsheathed his claw, and slicked the top of the neck off the bottle with one clean swipe, then took a swig, eventually he finished the beer, and left it out on the counter, a little sticky note saying, "Thanks Boyscout" written on it.

At first, he went to leave...but then something smelled good...real good...in fact it made him want another beer...so, he reached for his own stash...

[wixvhen]

Nightcrawler was laying comfortably in bed, he had heard the sounds of Wolverine walking outside the room... Either that or the russian walking tank, though he was pretty sure that he'd gone to sleep. As he heard the sounds of the heavy body leaving, he decided to witness the devestation. He quickly teleported outside of the kitchen, hoping to see his prank as he watched through the window.

At first he was dismayed when Wolverine grabbed part of Cyclops stash, but just before he was about to go back to his room he saw Wolverine turn. He saw him grab one of the six infamous bottles, the two safe ones in the center being left aside as he grabbed one of the ones on the corner. He couldn't help but shiver with excitement. He saw Wolverine's claw extend to open it and...

[The Envoy]

Logan popped open the bottle with his claw, only to be sprayed in the face by the now blue beer foam. Hurling the bottle to the side in a rage, he grabbed the next in line, and it too sprayed him. That's when he unsheathed all his claws, and proceeded to slice the refrigerator into bite sized pieces.

With a howl of rage that split the night, he yelled, "KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!"

Then he stopped, and he sniffed the air...

"There you are," he says turning toward Kurt's hiding place.

[wixvhen]

Kurt laughed so loudly it couldn't be helped that he gave away where he was as he seemed to roll back out of the bushes outside. He had lost all control as he laughed for what felt like forever before a familiar shadow seemed to land on top of him causing his laugh to draw short as he looked up at the arrival. The fear and horror of what was about to happen overtaking the humor.

[The Envoy]

"You think that was funny blue boy?" says Logan, dripping blue colored beer from his beard. He even smelled the part, which wasn't all that pleasant in conjunction with the other scents pervading from him.

The older mutant just glared down at Kurt, "Well how bout that. Cause I got six claws here," he waves the claws in Kurts face, "one for each beer," he then put his fist against the younger mutants neck, "but two will be fake, just like the beers. So, do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?"

[wixvhen]

"I-I put a twenty dollar bill on the back of the case...? A-and the two beers in the center are safe!" He says, genuinely afraid of the death that might be upon him soon. There were four things deemed sacred with Logan. Cigars, beer, his bike, and women or children. He would never tamper with the without offering to fix it. He knew he wouldn't be able to run from Logan forever. He may have been a prankster, but even he knew that logan of all people was somebody you didn't want to run from.

[The Envoy]

Logan lifts up his hand, then grunts, "Good to know," says Logan, somehow no longer as enraged as he was before, "you're paying for the new fridge too."

He then stood up off of Kurt, "Not half bad either kid. Just next time try Scott if you wanna keep yer 'ead."

[wixvhen]

"Scott raids your stash on occassion, too, he'll fall for it himself soon." Kurt added with a grin before disappearing in a puff of smoke as he appeared back in his bedroom laying on his bed. To be honest he was expecting at least a purple cheek or something out of it.

[The Envoy]

Logan sniffed then took the only good bottle of beer left in the mess of the fridge, and opened it, taking a swig.

"What's he gonna do about it anyway? Boyscout can't wipe his own ass without asking for permission."

He then takes another drink of the beer, and then makes himself a nice sandwich. Not even bothering to clean the beer from his face.

[titustauron]

All of a sudden the snickering of one of the students can be heard coming from around the corner. Titus had come down to make some tea and study. He had watched the entire scene unfold and had contained his laughter until now. The prank had been genius to the fourteen year old. However that did not last as long as he would have liked. Hopefully Logan wouldn't decide to take some of his anger out on the eavesdropper.